Leather N Lace defeated The Heavyweights

Leather N Lace defeated The Heavyweights at the ECWA Pro Wrestling show on May 10, 2008 in a submisstion match.

Already aggravated from their confrontation with the Valedictorians, Leather N Lace took every opportunity to punish the young Heavyweights in this submission contest. They particularly set their sites on Heavyweight Dan Eckos, the younger brother of Valedictorians' Rob Eckos. They were merciless in their pursuit of young Dan, finally causing him to submit. Although the Heavyweights put up a gallant fight, the much larger and more experienced Leather N Lace team drove home a point, by hurting the younger Eckos brother.

After the match, the sadistic Leather N Lace tag team continued to punish the young Heavyweights and came within inches of destroying Heavyweight Dan Eckos. Watching from backstage were Rob Eckos (Dan’s older brother) and his partner Billy Bax. They came out to the rescue of The Heavyweights and another heated argument ensued between Leather N Lace and The Valedictorians. A challenge was made by both teams to face each other at our next event on July 26 ... they both readily accepted and the fans greeted the challenge with great enthusiasm! Officials were able to regain order and get both teams back to the locker room area.

Aden Chambers/Travis Blake defeated The Valedictorians (Billy Bax/Rob Eckos)

May 10, 2008 results...

Match #1
Aden Chambers/Travis Blake defeated The Valedictorians (Billy Bax/Rob Eckos)

The legendary Valedictorians returned after spring break confident and assured that they would rack up another victory against the less experienced team of Travis Blake and Aden Chambers. It was a fast and furious match to open the show and crowd erupted when the team of Chambers and Blake pulled out a win over the legendary duo.

As The Valedictorians were leaving the ring area heading back to the dressing room, the bumped into the team of Leather N Lace who were now entering for their match, which was next. Leather N Lace, who have had great success as a team lately, began to berate the Valedictorians, calling them old and washed up as a team! Bax & Eckos took exception to their remarks and after a heated discussion, they eventually retreated to the locker room.

Magnum is awesome, not accidental

Once again ECWA Pro Wrestling has totally misinterpreted the facts. If Magnum is one thing, he is awesome. But if he is something else, it’s forgiving; therefore, the ECWA will not be hit with a lawsuit from Magnum’s legal team for the slanderous remarks they posted to their Web site. Magnum is here to make an ad hominem. Look it up!

If you care to read the “detailed report” on ECWA Pro Wrestling’s Web site you’ll notice the erroneous remark, “He won by accident…” How dare you! No one is awesome by accident, and Magnum is the definition of awesome.

There were a number of accidents that night at the ECWA, but Magnum winning the Spring Olympiad Rumble was not one of them.

Accidents happen:
-Frederick of Hollywood getting eliminated in the Olympiad. Frederick obviously didn’t think Mega could ever be so lucky; I mean, who would? Mega did NOT eliminate Frederick. Frederick was a felo de se. Look it up!
-Mega putting his hands on me, Magnum. How dare he! Mega even ignored my instructions of “Not the face!” But Magnum’s awesomeness showed as he was too sly to be hit.
-Those gray t-shirts Magnum saw in the crowd. Please tell me those weren’t on purpose!

Again, it was NO ACCIDENT that Magnum should now be called, among other awesome names, “Mr. Olympiad.” The only accident was that Frederick wasn’t in the ring to send Mega over the top ropes. Believe me … Magnum does NOT like to get his hands dirty. Magnum goes to only the best salons and spas, and celebrity stylists and manicurists are not cheap.

And let me fill you in on something, dear report writer. You’ve shown your lack of intelligence and savvy in your attempt to insult me by calling Magnum a weasel. In this industry, referring to a manager as a weasel is the highest compliment. So, thanks for the mad props.

Magnum is here to tell you the truth, once and for all. There was no way Mega was going to win the Olympiad. Mega is not as good as Magnum. He never was and he never will be. There are forces in this universe that you cannot understand (because you’re not Magnum) … these forces would not allow a travesty like that to happen. You can’t stop the sun from rising in the morning; you can’t stop the earth from turning; and you can’t stop the awesomeness that is … MAGNUM!

Get Well Mike Tobin, from Jim Shorts

I want to let Mike Tobin know that the Shorts camp is wishing him well...not too well, I can't have the Chick Magnets running around everywhere taking the titles that belong to my boys. And I'm sure that it was some half-witted American that threw Mike out the wrong way forcing the injury. Anyway, get that arm back to 100%! If not I'm sure you can cast that baby up and start taking the Green Team out Cowboy Bob Orton style.

An Open Letter to The Valedictorians

Rob and Billy. Eckos and Bax. Let me first applaud you on your win on May 10th, it was ... Um wait a minute. That's right you DIDN'T win in May. You ended your match staring up at the lights. Then, if your night hadn't gone bad enough, you took your time leaving the ring and ran head on into the freight train, that is my boys, Leather N Lace. A confrontation that could have been avoided if you hadn't been in OUR Aisle while we made our way to the ring.

But you decided to step up to the plate, and by doing so, we took it out on Lil Danny Eckos. His screams of agony were like a symphony to my ears. Every second of his pain, made me laugh harder and harder. And then, once again, you stuck your noses into our business. You decided you wanted a piece of Leather N Lace and you wanted it THAT NIGHT.

Well, when you don't have the titles, you don't have any pull. So, you didn't get what you wanted, but come July 26th, you will get much more than you can handle in that ring, because Leather N Lace is coming with cruel intentions.

I will give you your just due, you are the greatest tag team to ever step into an ECWA ring. Your two plus year reign with the tag titles is unrivaled by any team ever. You have taken on all comers, were fighting champions and even now, an air of greatness surrounds you. Beating you in the ring will not be an easy task and not one we will take lightly, I promise you that. Since May 10th, I have been doing my due diligence. I've been watching tape of you, as singles competitors and as a team. I have seen you in your infancy as a team and at the height of your legendary status.

And I have found flaws in your game. I have found mistakes you make and I've seen your tells and I will share these findings with JJ and Hot Shot.

You may both be ECWA Hall of Famers for your performances in the ring all these years, but don't forget, so am I. I didn't get there without earning it. Valedictorians, you were and maybe still are a great team. But you have lost your focus and no longer carry a killer instinct in your hearts. But we do. You will be just another stepping stone for Leather N Lace on July 26th, as we continue our journey towards our destiny, a meeting with The Logan Brothers and the ECWA Tag Team Titles.

In all sincerity,
Sebastian Night

La La Vice is still Loo Loo Looking

After viewing hours of video from that night, on top of hours of Miami Vice I can say that "La La Vice" is ALL over the case. We narrowed the list of suspects down to the following...Glen Osbourne, Ace Darling, The Logans, The Nigerian Nightmares, Magnum, Frederick of Hollywood, Mega, Prince Nana, Loca Vida, Chase Del Monte, Mr. Scott Wright, Leather N Lace, The Heavyweights, Aden Chambers & Travis Blake, The Valedictorians, The Green Team, The Chick Magnets, not to mention the ring crew, a guy named Pete, and Brandi. Those responsible should worry and know that since we expanded our research to now include the Rockford Files and CSI Vegas you can bet it is only a matter of time that the party or parties are brought to swift FRENCH justice.

-Mr. Ooh La La

Thanks from Mike Tobin

Thanks to the ECWA Family...

I just wanted to take this opportunity to say thank you to everyone who helped me this past Saturday night. During the battle royal I fell from the ring and landed on the floor which resulted in my right arm being broken in a very scary looking fashion. From the moment the injury occurred everyone in the ECWA jumped in to help . There are a few people in particular I would like to give extra thanks to.

To Corey Blaze who an hour earlier was staring across the ring at me being the first one to use his training as an EMT to get me out of the building ready. Thank You.

To Sebastian Night who always talks about "Family" for taking me to the hospital and never moving an inch even when the X-Ray techs face dropped. LOL. Thank You Brother.

The staff at Cristiana Hospital who were amazing. It never went that fast back in the BX.

Allison & Beth Ash for being incredible friends and making sure I made it home.

Thanks to Jim, all the Boys, Fans & Friends who waited for me to get back, called, or sent emails. I appreciate every one. ECWA has been a home to me and to be a part of a tradition for this long has truly been an Honor.

These past few days has shown me what FAMILY is all about... THANK YOU!

Don't hang up my Bow Tie just yet...

Mike Tobin

Send your Get Wells to Mike Tobin

Please add your comment and send a get well wish to Chick Magnet Mike Tobin. Mike was injured at Saturday night's show. (Note: All comments are moderated before published.)

Magnum sends well wishes to Mike Tobin

Magnum would like to send well wishes to Chick Magnet Mike Tobin. A weapon of mass seduction myself, Magnum knows first hand what it's like to be swarmed by women wherever you go. I'm guessing Mike is making the bold and courageous move to surgically implant a negatively charged rod in his arm so that, if the crowds of women prove too much to handle, he has a device handy to repel parts of the doting fans. God speed, Mike! And good luck.

Get Well Mike Tobin, from Ace Darling

I wanted to take a minute to make sure Mike Tobin knows how much I am pulling for him to make a fast and full recovery. He has always been the guy to help put smiles on everyones faces in the back. He has always done everything he can to help out the show and help out whoever needs it. You're a true pro. I am sure he is feeling pretty down right now, but soon this will be a thing of the past and you will back making us laugh. It's important to try and stay positive and focus on getting better.

By the way, how do you snap your arm literally in half and not scream like a little girl? I mean that's what I would have done! You were hardly selling it! You're a man Mike!

Your Friend,
Ace Darling

May 10 ECWA matches

Alec Chance speculates on the Freak Nastty attack

Freak has been around a long time, and looking into the way he treated his superstars at the last show it’s no surprise that someone attacked him. The assault on the other hand was brutal and very violent as Freak did not move after. The dominance that the attacker had to display left the entire locker room in a frenzy. The real question is, do you look to the superstars with the greatest motives or do you look to the quiet ones who haven’t gotten their CHANCE at the top with guys like Freak Nastty in charge?

Jim Shorts on Nana vs. Vida Loca

Wow … you think some masked superstar is gonna put a hurtin' on the Prince? You ARE mistaken! All I know is that a mask limits your vision and you’re gonna need eyes in the back of your head luchadore boy …

Hey Nana … if you’re reading this … one good eye poke should finish the job! And Loca Vida, Vida Loca, whatever your name is … pack your bags, grab your green card, and head south of the border where you belong … and on your way grab me a chalupa. Ill meet you for spring break.

Insincerely,
Jim Shorts