No contest!!!!!! Mid-Atlantic Meltdown hardly! Just look at the lineup.
The first three victims -- J.J. Cruz, Jason Leigh, and Corey Blaze -- not a problem; the three of them are hardly tough enough. HOWEVER, they will be a fine warm-up.
Gus Grand: Too busy managing.
Robere Shields: If i can out dance him, well you know.
Timothy Richards: almost as smart as a pit bull .
Chase Del Monte: "No chance" Delmonte, just another way to embarrass him.
Finally Aden Chambers: He is on a losing streak like I've NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
So, by my calculations, the only "sure thing" is a decisive VICTORY by ... Mr. Ooh La La!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
ECWA Fan Interaction Night
ECWA Pro Wrestling. Fan Interaction Night. Saturday, July 26, 2008. Magnum will honor the fans by participating in a “Family Feud” style trivia contest with some lucky ECWA fans. The idea is laughable.
On one side you’ll have the awesome one, Magnum, teamed up with The Valedictorians, Coach Jim Shorts, and Mr. Scott Wright. A true mastermind team. On the other side ECWA fans, mostly from Delaware, will try to outsmart ECWA’s intellectual superiors.
The idea is hysterical. I mean, Delaware is the square root of stupid. The fans don’t stand a chance!
While I don’t know what questions will come our way, Magnum can easily predict that his team will reign supreme. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out!
Good luck ECWA fans. I can’t wait to see the smoke exhaust from your ugly little ears. Just remember … think too hard and you’ll hurt yourself! Just come to the show and have fun. Don’t worry about winning … you never have and you never will. Leave that for the awesomeness of Magnum and his team.
-Magnum
On one side you’ll have the awesome one, Magnum, teamed up with The Valedictorians, Coach Jim Shorts, and Mr. Scott Wright. A true mastermind team. On the other side ECWA fans, mostly from Delaware, will try to outsmart ECWA’s intellectual superiors.
The idea is hysterical. I mean, Delaware is the square root of stupid. The fans don’t stand a chance!
While I don’t know what questions will come our way, Magnum can easily predict that his team will reign supreme. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out!
Good luck ECWA fans. I can’t wait to see the smoke exhaust from your ugly little ears. Just remember … think too hard and you’ll hurt yourself! Just come to the show and have fun. Don’t worry about winning … you never have and you never will. Leave that for the awesomeness of Magnum and his team.
-Magnum
Survey Says: No Prizes for Losers!
So, it seems you feeble-minded Americans are gonna try and match wits with me, a couple of Valedictorians, Mr. Wright, and Magnum! Good Luck! You're gonna need it! As a wise man once said, "Close only counts in horse shoes and hand-grenades." So you better bring your A-Game! I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure you go home with nuthin, not even a case of turtle wax... Top answer on the board: Germany!
Unsincerely,
Jim Shorts
PS. I hope your 4th of July got rained out!
Unsincerely,
Jim Shorts
PS. I hope your 4th of July got rained out!
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