Monday, July 7, 2008

Survey Says: No Prizes for Losers!

So, it seems you feeble-minded Americans are gonna try and match wits with me, a couple of Valedictorians, Mr. Wright, and Magnum! Good Luck! You're gonna need it! As a wise man once said, "Close only counts in horse shoes and hand-grenades." So you better bring your A-Game! I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure you go home with nuthin, not even a case of turtle wax... Top answer on the board: Germany!

Unsincerely,

Jim Shorts

PS. I hope your 4th of July got rained out!

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