Ooh La Meltdown

No contest!!!!!! Mid-Atlantic Meltdown hardly! Just look at the lineup.

The first three victims -- J.J. Cruz, Jason Leigh, and Corey Blaze -- not a problem; the three of them are hardly tough enough. HOWEVER, they will be a fine warm-up.

Gus Grand: Too busy managing.

Robere Shields: If i can out dance him, well you know.

Timothy Richards: almost as smart as a pit bull .

Chase Del Monte: "No chance" Delmonte, just another way to embarrass him.

Finally Aden Chambers: He is on a losing streak like I've NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

So, by my calculations, the only "sure thing" is a decisive VICTORY by ... Mr. Ooh La La!

La La Vice is still Loo Loo Looking

After viewing hours of video from that night, on top of hours of Miami Vice I can say that "La La Vice" is ALL over the case. We narrowed the list of suspects down to the following...Glen Osbourne, Ace Darling, The Logans, The Nigerian Nightmares, Magnum, Frederick of Hollywood, Mega, Prince Nana, Loca Vida, Chase Del Monte, Mr. Scott Wright, Leather N Lace, The Heavyweights, Aden Chambers & Travis Blake, The Valedictorians, The Green Team, The Chick Magnets, not to mention the ring crew, a guy named Pete, and Brandi. Those responsible should worry and know that since we expanded our research to now include the Rockford Files and CSI Vegas you can bet it is only a matter of time that the party or parties are brought to swift FRENCH justice.

-Mr. Ooh La La

Opinions from Mr. Ooh La La

The Beast vs. Ace … well this is a tough one to call. The Beast has had his run in with me and needless to say lady luck was on his side. He has had a huge impact on the ECWA for decades and decades and even more decades. Holding off all challenges he faced winning title after title leaving black and blue bodies behind. Ace has had just as significant an impact on the ECWA as well. Don’t forget, Ace has been around for several decades as well, taking title after title leaving a trail of havoc behind.

There is room for only one icon in the ECWA and I hope they beat each other up. They will rue the day they look over the current icon … Mr. Ooh La La!

As far as the Logans go … Quit! You guys are in over your head. I hope someone revisited the match you had last month. And if I were you I would ask for any other match, just not the express. I know you guys are young, just don’t let history repeat itself like it so often does. And if you do go through with it and face them again, you better hope they get sick with the flu or got tied up in the airport and don’t make it ‘cause if they get their fat hands on you, well … YOU’RE DONE!

La La Vice