Friday, September 26, 2008

Sebastian Night: Conspiracy Theorist?

It's A Conspiracy!!!

So let me get this straight. Leather N Lace, the #1 contenders to the ECWA Tag Team Titles is being placed into a 5 of a kind match? Where we may have to beat not just one team, but four? I can smell it through my computer screen and it's just sad. The Logan Sisters are so terrified to face us, so worried about losing the belts, that they have stacked the deck in THEIR favor on September 27th.

Two teams will start the match and the winner of that match will face a third team and the winner of that match will face a fourth team. So, realistically, Leather N Lace is faced with the possibility of having to not just beat, but DECIMATE a big chunk of the ECWA Roster, just to get a SHOT at titles we have already earned a shot at? I smell a conspiracy and I promise you, I won't stand for it. And what do our "Fighting Champions" get to do while the rest of us are fighting for our lives? They get to sit in the back and figure out which Logan is which, as usual.

But you know what, it's not going to matter. You can throw 3 teams, 6 teams, the entire ECWA Roster in our path and they won't stop us from attaining what is rightfully ours, the ECWA Tag Team Titles. All it means in the end, is that every team that stands on our way is going to become just another victim on our way to the top. I put the locker room on notice before and I'm going to reiterate it here, you are all stepping stones for us, you're all speed bumps on the road to destiny. Leather N Lace isn't going to let anyone stand between us and those straps. Not Mega and Cha Cha Chance, Not Gus Grand and Robere' Shields, not the Nigerian Nightmares and most assuredly NOT The Logan Brothers.

Our journey is but four teams longer, and we will stop at nothing to get what is rightfully ours. By hook, or by crook, nothing will deter us from fulfilling our destiny. We will see you boys on the 27th, bring your A Game, because we always do.


-Sebastian Night

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