Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Magnum sends well wishes to Mike Tobin

Magnum would like to send well wishes to Chick Magnet Mike Tobin. A weapon of mass seduction myself, Magnum knows first hand what it's like to be swarmed by women wherever you go. I'm guessing Mike is making the bold and courageous move to surgically implant a negatively charged rod in his arm so that, if the crowds of women prove too much to handle, he has a device handy to repel parts of the doting fans. God speed, Mike! And good luck.

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