Having surrounded himself with an entourage of power, brains and talent, will it keep a crafty manager UNDEFEATED or will it backfire in his face to cause embarrassment and humiliation? Has Magnum finally outsmarted himself or has the terror of his Militia just begun?
Magnum must be pretty confident that he is going to win the upcoming cage match. So confident that he has been running his mouth issuing some harsh warnings to ECWA's resident bad boy, Freak Nastty. Only having two matches under his belt both of which he won, does the manager have what it takes to get Nastty? Read Magnum's rant here!
The ECWA’s October 25, 2008 show is Super 8 Tournament night. If each event in professional wrestling was a holiday, the Super 8 would be pro wrestling’s Christmas. Every year enthusiastic wrestling fans wait and wait until the big night arrives. In addition to the big dance, there’s also a Tag Team Summit over-the-top-rope match plus the retirement of Indy Icon, Ace Darling. So, where should Magnum begin?
Let’s start with the Super 8 Tournament. Once again Jim Kettner has put together a great mix of talent, charisma, and entertainment. The local boys – Aden Chambers, Chase Del Monte, and Loca Vida – welcome Alex Koslov, Maverick, Frankie Arion, Scott Reed, and Shannon Moore into the hallowed halls of the ECWA. Magnum admits it – he’s looking forward to watching who will reign supreme this year. The action should be non-stop and uber entertaining.
And oh yes, the Tag Team Summit. Remember back, if you will, to May 10, 2008. The ECWA debut of your favorite entertainer, the magnificent one, the awesome entity, MAGNUM. On that historic night, Commissioner Naegele thought he was getting the better of Magnum by inserting his awesomeness into the Olympiad rumble match. And what happened? Magnum won!! Now, although Magnum is a MANAGER and would normally put his lawyers to work about being forced to wrestle, we can never forget that there is no limit to Magnum’s awesomeness. Paired with Frederick of Hollywood as a partner, I don’t know if I’ve ever felt more confident. And once the fans see Magnum’s brand new, couture in-ring ensemble, they’ll realize that there has never before been anything so fantastic in all of pro wrestling.
Ace Darling. “Indy Icon” is not just a nickname. It’s a fact. Inside the ring his talent is hard to match; on the mic he cuts compelling and entertaining promos that everyone should learn from; and in the locker room he is a coach, a friend, and an inspiration. The ECWA, the fans, and professional wrestling are losing a hero. Good luck, Ace.
And how could I forget – the pre-show Halloween Costume Contest! Forgive me while I pause to laugh…
OK.
When I think of a Halloween costume, I think of something creepy, scary, or funny. But the ECWA fans are already creepy, scary, and funny!!! So what will their costumes have to offer? I don’t know if I should be afraid, or relieved that many of their ugly mugs will be behind a mask. We shall see!
Come one, come all to a great night of athleticism, entertainment, and awesomeness!
By: Josh Martin
The coveted ECWA Heavyweight Championship is on the line on September 27 when the newly crowned champion, Frederick of Hollywood takes a BIG GAMBLE and ROLL OF THE DICE in his first defense.
WHO WILL CHALLENGE HIM????
The power house from Tinsel Town, stunned the wrestling world when he recently won the Championship, but to place his title in jeopardy like this in his 1st defense shows that his ego is as large and his 255 lb. frame.
Frederick of Hollywood has always been a top notch performer here in the ECWA and Championships have been around his waist before. While being a force to reckon with because of his tremendous size and power, Frederick lacked one thing. His confidence was his true vulnerability. That all changed when he hired Magnum as his manager. Since employing the services of the pesky mountain of misinformation, Frederick’s confidence level has went through the roof as was evident in his past several outings including his winning the title. It seems that Magnum, who has enough ego for 100 men, has really built the powerhouse known as Frederick of Hollywood into ECWA’s TOP COMMODITY!
But one has to wonder if the new Heavyweight Champion and his machismo sidekick known as Magnum have let their egos override their good sense, when they are putting the title on the line against any challenger.
The ECWA roster is loaded with many top performers who have held that title and could possibly hold that title again in the future. Perhaps top of the list is Freak Nastty, who hates Magnum and has a huge suspicion that Frederick of Hollywood may have been the one who brutally attacked him earlier this year. Let’s not count out others who think they deserve that title like, Mr. Scott Wright, who constantly reminds everyone that he is a TWO TIME Heavyweight Champion. What about other powerhouses like Glen Osbourne, J. J. Crew Guy, Hot Shot Mike Reed and Tommy Trouble, all who can rival Frederick in the strength department. And how about guys like the Nigerian Nightmares, Cha Cha Chance or Mega who have tremendous size to rival the Hollywood star. Not to mention ring technicians like Prince Nana, The Valedictorians, Ace Darling, Aden Chambers, Travis Blake, Chase Del Monte and The Logan Brothers, all who have the abilities to hang in there with the egotistical champion. What about the foreign stars on the roster who bring a different style with them to the ring like Mr. Ooh La La, Loca Vida or Kermon the Crazy German or Max Von Bauer. And never count out the little guys on the roster like Robere Sheilds, J.J. Cruz, Tim Richards, Jason Leigh, Corey Blaze, Gus Grand and everyone’s favorites The Heavyweights, all of which are smaller than Frederick but they all possess the speed and agility to possibly cut down the big old oak tree known as Frederick of Hollywood. Don’t even be surprised if the missing in action Chick Magnets return for this opportunity to wrestle the champion.
WHO WILL IT BE?
Has the new Champion, Frederick of Hollywood bitten off more than he can chew in his 1st title defense since winning the title or does that self proclaimed “mastermind of mayhem” manager, Magnum have something up his sleeve other than a hairy arm? Is it a WELL CALCULATED MOVE or a BIG GAMBLE? You decide!
Once again ECWA Pro Wrestling has totally misinterpreted the facts. If Magnum is one thing, he is awesome. But if he is something else, it’s forgiving; therefore, the ECWA will not be hit with a lawsuit from Magnum’s legal team for the slanderous remarks they posted to their Web site. Magnum is here to make an ad hominem. Look it up!
If you care to read the “detailed report” on ECWA Pro Wrestling’s Web site you’ll notice the erroneous remark, “He won by accident…” How dare you! No one is awesome by accident, and Magnum is the definition of awesome.
There were a number of accidents that night at the ECWA, but Magnum winning the Spring Olympiad Rumble was not one of them.
Accidents happen:
-Frederick of Hollywood getting eliminated in the Olympiad. Frederick obviously didn’t think Mega could ever be so lucky; I mean, who would? Mega did NOT eliminate Frederick. Frederick was a felo de se. Look it up!
-Mega putting his hands on me, Magnum. How dare he! Mega even ignored my instructions of “Not the face!” But Magnum’s awesomeness showed as he was too sly to be hit.
-Those gray t-shirts Magnum saw in the crowd. Please tell me those weren’t on purpose!
Again, it was NO ACCIDENT that Magnum should now be called, among other awesome names, “Mr. Olympiad.” The only accident was that Frederick wasn’t in the ring to send Mega over the top ropes. Believe me … Magnum does NOT like to get his hands dirty. Magnum goes to only the best salons and spas, and celebrity stylists and manicurists are not cheap.
And let me fill you in on something, dear report writer. You’ve shown your lack of intelligence and savvy in your attempt to insult me by calling Magnum a weasel. In this industry, referring to a manager as a weasel is the highest compliment. So, thanks for the mad props.
Magnum is here to tell you the truth, once and for all. There was no way Mega was going to win the Olympiad. Mega is not as good as Magnum. He never was and he never will be. There are forces in this universe that you cannot understand (because you’re not Magnum) … these forces would not allow a travesty like that to happen. You can’t stop the sun from rising in the morning; you can’t stop the earth from turning; and you can’t stop the awesomeness that is … MAGNUM!
