Showing posts with label mega. Show all posts
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Sunday, September 14, 2008

4 Tag Teams Are Hot on the Heals of the Logan Brothers


By: Josh Martin

It’s a FULL HOUSE ---RUN FOR THE GOLD and the stakes could not be higher.

It’s involves 4 Tag Teams that are hot on the heals of the Logan Brothers for the coveted ECWA TAG TEAM TITLES and it comes our way on September 27.

FULL HOUSE -- RUN FOR THE GOLD is an interesting concept and here is how it all works:

2 Teams will start the event and the winners of that match advance to meet the next team.
The winners of that match advance to meet the 3rd team and the winners of that advance to meet the 4th team, and the winners of that match will go on to meet the Logans for the tag team championship titles. The order of the teams have been drawn by ECWA officials and will not be announced until that evening as the match progresses.

So consequently one team could stay in and win all the matches against all the teams and meet the Logans in the final of the match. Or depending on the outcome of the matches, it’s anyone’s guess as to who will be left last to face off against Matt & Bryan Logan.

Let’s look at the teams involved:

CHA CHA CHANCE & 400 LB. MEGA
This newly formed combination litterly SPLASHED onto the scene by tagging together at the last ECWA event and between their different styles, their size and their entrance musics, they ROCKED THE HOUSE. Giant Mega brings the size and experience to the team while young Cha Cha Chance brings a new look and renewed determination to climb the ranks of the ECWA chain. Cha Cha is electrifying and he is determined to walk out of the show as part owner of the Tag Team Championship. Mega is equally as excited, because a win here would give him something that has eluded him during his entire career here in the ECWA, a TITLE ! As you might imagine, both competitors are fired up and no doubt are set to ROCK THE ARENA once again! Can they do it?

PRESS AGENT GUS GRAND & ROBERE’ SHIELDS
Although they are slightly eccentric and sometimes miscalculated, they could be the ones to surprise everyone and pull out a win. Stranger things have happed in the ECWA. Young Robere has had a couple of great outings recently where he has had a chance to display his true talents and critics are saying he has all the potential to be a top ECWA star and a title holder for sure. ECWA’s Press Agent-The Pefect Man, Gus Grand has been focusing on his wrestling career since losing all his clients. He has been lobbying ECWA officials for more prime positions on the cards and this opportunity gives him just that, an opportunity to team with Robere Shields and try for the tag team championship. Grand has looked great in his last couple of outings and he is thinking about giving up his Press Agent business and heading into wrestling full time. Although on paper, this looks like to be the team least likely to take the gold, don’t count out these crafty journeymen who are looking for fame and fortune!

LEATHER N LACE—J.J. Crew Guy & Hot Shot Mike Reed
This is the hottest tag team in the ECWA at the present time and they have been searching for the all elusive tag team title shot. Their win/loss record is impeccable and their in ring style, although questionable at times, is one of pure genius, all manipulated by the diabolical Seabastian Night. The Hot Shot Mike Reed is an accomplished technician in the ring, while J.J. Crew Guy brings the experience, strength and brutal tactics into play to round out the deadly combination. They have been wanting this opportunity for months and now they have a chance to obtain their goal. The only thing standing in their way of getting at the Logans are 3 other teams….teams they have not faced in the past...can Leather N Lace climb the mountain?

The 848 LB. NIGERIAN NIGHTMARES
Speaking of Leather N Lace, climbing the mountain...try these two on for size! They are the size of=2 0two mountains. They are brutal, scary and perhaps the most dangerous tag team in ECWA history. R.L. Jackson’s, Nigerian Nightmares exploded onto the ECWA scene early this year and destroyed everything in their path. They got a title shot at the Logans recently but it was tough for R.L. Jackson to keep his humungous Nigerians focused in their new ECWA surroundings. He claims now that they are used to competing here in the East Coast Wrestling Association and he further states that we will see a more brutal 848 lb monster tag team than they have been in the past. That’s SCARY! If the Nigerian Nightmares have been brutal in the past, what can we expect on September 27 as they aspire to the very titles that recently alluded them?

THE LOGAN BROTHERS -- defending ECWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
It took them almost three years to climb the ladder of tag team success which brought them the titles here in the ECWA. While touted as the most athletic and technical team to ever hold the titles, they have had a tough year facing all types of challengers. One has to wonder if these tough title defense have taken their toll on the popular tag champions? One also has to wonder how tough this will be, as Matt or Bryan have NO IDEA who their opponents will be until the dust settles in the RUN FOR THE GOLD MATCH. You can be they will be watching the monitor backstage waiting to see who advances and who they will have to face. Each of the formidable previously announced challengers all have the tools and credentials to take the titles from the Logans. But let’s not count out the popular champions. They have defied all odds, including a pending feud with part ECWA owner Freak Nastty and they have stayed on track and focused. Can they go home on September 27 still holding the coveted ECWA titles?

We will find out.

4 teams who have never faced each other all with different styles and brought together for one exclusive purpose. Advancing to get a shot at the Tag Team Championship. And the popular Tag Team Champions, who are at a distinct disadvantage, not knowing who to train for. So it’s a game of chance as each team plays in the ECWA’s FULL HOUSE—RUN FOR THE GOLD. Wh o will lose and who will cash in? We find out September 27.

Get your tickets now!!!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Mega sends birthday wishes to ECWA

Happy Birthday ECWA!! To all the fans, wrestlers, staff, the Commish and especially Jim Kettner...congratulations on making the ECWA the class of the independent professional wrestling and let's keep the ball rolling!
-Mega

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Mega Challenges The Beast Glen Osbourne

What's up ECWA fans? I hope you're enjoying the Spring and getting ready for a great Summer! I just wanted to take time out to congratulate Glen on retaining the Heavyweight Championship and winning the Mid-Atlantic Title. Unfortunately, that's where the pleasantries end. I've never held a title in the ECWA and I've been a part of this great company for almost 6 years! It's time for that to change! Glen, if you're reading this, as soon as you get your belts back and dispose of that moron Ace Darling, I would love to hook up with you and challenge you for one of those belts. I'm hungry for a title and can taste it! Just the thought of entering that arena and winning a title for the fans gives me goose bumps. So please whatever you do, get your belts back, toss Ace Darling in the trash like the piece of garbage he is and let's gets down and have some fun and maybe, just maybe I can bring a championship belt back home to Wilson, NC!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Magnum is awesome, not accidental

Once again ECWA Pro Wrestling has totally misinterpreted the facts. If Magnum is one thing, he is awesome. But if he is something else, it’s forgiving; therefore, the ECWA will not be hit with a lawsuit from Magnum’s legal team for the slanderous remarks they posted to their Web site. Magnum is here to make an ad hominem. Look it up!

If you care to read the “detailed report” on ECWA Pro Wrestling’s Web site you’ll notice the erroneous remark, “He won by accident…” How dare you! No one is awesome by accident, and Magnum is the definition of awesome.

There were a number of accidents that night at the ECWA, but Magnum winning the Spring Olympiad Rumble was not one of them.

Accidents happen:
-Frederick of Hollywood getting eliminated in the Olympiad. Frederick obviously didn’t think Mega could ever be so lucky; I mean, who would? Mega did NOT eliminate Frederick. Frederick was a felo de se. Look it up!
-Mega putting his hands on me, Magnum. How dare he! Mega even ignored my instructions of “Not the face!” But Magnum’s awesomeness showed as he was too sly to be hit.
-Those gray t-shirts Magnum saw in the crowd. Please tell me those weren’t on purpose!

Again, it was NO ACCIDENT that Magnum should now be called, among other awesome names, “Mr. Olympiad.” The only accident was that Frederick wasn’t in the ring to send Mega over the top ropes. Believe me … Magnum does NOT like to get his hands dirty. Magnum goes to only the best salons and spas, and celebrity stylists and manicurists are not cheap.

And let me fill you in on something, dear report writer. You’ve shown your lack of intelligence and savvy in your attempt to insult me by calling Magnum a weasel. In this industry, referring to a manager as a weasel is the highest compliment. So, thanks for the mad props.

Magnum is here to tell you the truth, once and for all. There was no way Mega was going to win the Olympiad. Mega is not as good as Magnum. He never was and he never will be. There are forces in this universe that you cannot understand (because you’re not Magnum) … these forces would not allow a travesty like that to happen. You can’t stop the sun from rising in the morning; you can’t stop the earth from turning; and you can’t stop the awesomeness that is … MAGNUM!