Thursday, August 28, 2008

Matt Bennett says Happy Birthday to ECWA

Happy Birthday ECWA! A local wrestling promotion turning 41 years old is truly amazing. Most companies can barely make it to 5 years in business. Congratulations go out to the entire management staff. I am proud to say that I am a part of such a high class organization.
-Referee Matt Bennett

Congrats to the ECWA from Ace Darling

Happy anniversary to the ECWA. I have been here for 16 years and I look forward to being here another 16 years after my match with Glen Osborne on the 27th. This isnt going to be a "retirement match" where the loser goes away for 6 months and than comes back. This match will be the last wrestling match for the loser. Glen you had a great run, enjoy the celebration of the ECWA's 41 anniversary, because after September you will have nothing to celebrate.
-Ace Darling

Mega sends birthday wishes to ECWA

Happy Birthday ECWA!! To all the fans, wrestlers, staff, the Commish and especially Jim Kettner...congratulations on making the ECWA the class of the independent professional wrestling and let's keep the ball rolling!
-Mega

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Magnum Wishes ECWA Happy 41st

Happy 41st birthday wishes to the ECWA. It only took 40.5 years for them to bring in someone as dynamic, stylish, and pretty as Magnum, but all good things take time. Speaking of attractive, wow, check out that new web site main page they got.

-Magnum

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Ooh La Meltdown

No contest!!!!!! Mid-Atlantic Meltdown hardly! Just look at the lineup.

The first three victims -- J.J. Cruz, Jason Leigh, and Corey Blaze -- not a problem; the three of them are hardly tough enough. HOWEVER, they will be a fine warm-up.

Gus Grand: Too busy managing.

Robere Shields: If i can out dance him, well you know.

Timothy Richards: almost as smart as a pit bull .

Chase Del Monte: "No chance" Delmonte, just another way to embarrass him.

Finally Aden Chambers: He is on a losing streak like I've NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

So, by my calculations, the only "sure thing" is a decisive VICTORY by ... Mr. Ooh La La!

Monday, July 7, 2008

ECWA Fan Interaction Night

ECWA Pro Wrestling. Fan Interaction Night. Saturday, July 26, 2008. Magnum will honor the fans by participating in a “Family Feud” style trivia contest with some lucky ECWA fans. The idea is laughable.

On one side you’ll have the awesome one, Magnum, teamed up with The Valedictorians, Coach Jim Shorts, and Mr. Scott Wright. A true mastermind team. On the other side ECWA fans, mostly from Delaware, will try to outsmart ECWA’s intellectual superiors.

The idea is hysterical. I mean, Delaware is the square root of stupid. The fans don’t stand a chance!

While I don’t know what questions will come our way, Magnum can easily predict that his team will reign supreme. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out!

Good luck ECWA fans. I can’t wait to see the smoke exhaust from your ugly little ears. Just remember … think too hard and you’ll hurt yourself! Just come to the show and have fun. Don’t worry about winning … you never have and you never will. Leave that for the awesomeness of Magnum and his team.


-Magnum

Survey Says: No Prizes for Losers!

So, it seems you feeble-minded Americans are gonna try and match wits with me, a couple of Valedictorians, Mr. Wright, and Magnum! Good Luck! You're gonna need it! As a wise man once said, "Close only counts in horse shoes and hand-grenades." So you better bring your A-Game! I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure you go home with nuthin, not even a case of turtle wax... Top answer on the board: Germany!

Unsincerely,

Jim Shorts

PS. I hope your 4th of July got rained out!