E.S. Easton swears innocence

Who attacked Freak Nastty? Hmm, well everyone on the roster is pretty ticked at him for the way he’s been running things. He still owes me money from when I managed him, the cheapskate!! But I also happen to know that there are people behind the scenes in the front offices of the ECWA that are ticked at him as well. These people could have easily put the hit out on Freak Nastty. Let’s look at the suspects… First, there’s ECWA Floor Director Gary McLaughlin. Nastty is ALWAYS teasing him about is unkempt appearance, saying he resembles “sasquatch with glasses” or Grizzly Adams. This infuriates Gary to no end. You can bet that he’s been waiting to exact his revenge.

Next we have Commissioner Naegle’s secretary, Mary Matsuda. Apparently about a year or so ago, Freak took Mary out on an expensive date, and right before the check came, he “had to use the men’s room” and never came back. Not only did she have to pay for dinner, but she had to take a two hour cab ride home. She was very distraught over the matter, and still doesn’t like to discuss the incident; but one thing I can tell you is that she does have much hatred for the sleazebag running our company.

And then there is Pete Theophall (I know what you’re thinking, you’ve seen that name someplace before.). Pete used to do the backstage interviews with Freak Nastty and took much verbal abuse with name calling like “pops” and “old man.” Well, Pete never forgot about it. Things like this tend to brew and stew. The same could be said about Commissioner Naegele. You don’t think that porky has it in for Freak Nastty? And he hasn’t been happy with the way things have been running since Freak has become “part owner.” Which leads me to Jim Kettner…

How do we know he wasn’t behind the attack? Do you think he likes that his promotion is being run by a wrestler who’s doing a hack job on the place? NOOOOO! Do you think he’s willing to do something about it? YESSSSS!!! Or, maybe they’re all in on it together. Or, maybe it’s none of them. There are three things I can tell you for sure:

1. It wasn’t me
2. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!
3. The Sleazeball deserved it!!